Flight is a very costly activity
indeed. Birds spend a great deal of energy lifting off and staying in the air. Long
distance migrants, like our Terns, direct so much energy towards flying that
they must reduce the energetic demands elsewhere in their bodies. One way in
which birds have reduced energetic expenditure is in the brain. For many
regular and day-to-day behaviours, birds operate on a “rule of thumb” basis.
They essentially skip the thinking part by following the simple rule “if such-and-such a situation is
happening, then… do this”. For
example “if there are white speckled
things in my nest, then…sit on them” soon followed by “if there are cheeping, gaping things in my nest, then…feed them”. Following
this rule of thumb, birds will incubate their young as eggs and then feed them
as chicks. By using this method of thinking, the brain does not need to be as big
and complex and more energy can be directed to activities like flying.
But alas, although they evolved to work
very well and save a great deal of brain power, sometimes a rule of thumb
behaviour just ends up wasting your time. For example, see the case of the Black-headed Cardinal feeding goldfish in a garden pond.
Following the rule “if I see a red
coloured, gaping hole, then…feed it”, the Cardinal's brain is triggered by the
shape and colour of the goldfish mouths and, thinking they are actually the
gaping mouths of baby chicks, feeds the fish as if they were its own young in
the nest.
I saw a similar example of time
wasting in the colony today during a rowdy encounter between the Little Terns
and Ringed Plover. To explain it, I must first explain two rules that Little
Terns and Ringed Plover follow.
Rule #1: “If there is a sick
individual attracting attention to the colony, then…chase it away” – Little Terns.
Nesting in groups helps protect Little
Tern nests from predators. When a big black crow flies into the colony (or when
I go in for colony nest checks), the Terns get together and torment it until it
retreats. Similarly, the Terns get together in a gang to chase away any sick
individuals near their nests. Sick individuals are loud and flap about,
creating a landing beacon for any hungry predators lurking nearby. If there is
a sick bird flapping and crying in the colony, the Terns will mob it until it
either leaves, or in grim circumstances, gives up and dies.
Rule #2: “If a predator is near my
nest, then…attract its attention to me instead” – Ringed Plovers.
A strategy often used by ground
nesting birds, when a predator is near the nest, the parent attract its
attention and leads them away from the nest. Birds do this by pretending to be
sick or injured – an easy catch and an easy meal for a hungry fox. When I
approach a Ringed Plover nest to do my colony nest checks, the Plover whistles
and cries out to me, then pathetically limps the opposite direction waggling a “broken”
wing falling all over the place. It is effective – I do get very distracted!
Predators will follow the “injured” Plover away from the nest a sufficient
distance before she miraculously heals and flies off into the distance.
Maybe you can already see where I am
going here. This morning in the colony, a Plover, sensing some sort of predator danger,
began her broken wing exercise to protect her nest. The Terns, on seeing this
sick and injured individual near their nests, began to mob and harass her. The
Plover felt more threatened and upped her limping and squealing antics. The
Terns became more concerned and upped the shouting and dive-bombing. The scene
escalated to a tight cluster of 30 Terns furiously screaming over the head of a
single Plover rolling around on the ground having an epileptic fit.
Nobody was incubating their eggs.
Nobody was fishing for food. Yet there were no predators in sight and no dying
birds to attract them. Following their rule of thumb, while usually quite beneficial, just didn't really do the job this morning. The Terns eventually dispersed and returned to a state
of peaceful incubation with their Plover colony-mates.
There you have it, you can never be
prepared for everything.
Susan and Paddy